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  • Publicado em 18 Fev 2013
  • A quick and dirty video from Tom ( tomscott.com - @tomscott) and Matt ( mattg.co.uk - @unnamedculprit) - ten illegal things to do in London. Yes, these are all properly illegal: you can see our references at tomscott.com/law/
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  • J
    J Anos atrás +11049

    I like how shaking a doormat after 8am has a more severe penalty than firing a cannon within 300 yards of a house

    • Quix Nix
      Quix Nix 9 dias atrás

      🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • jamlord 2061
      jamlord 2061 25 dias atrás +1

      wait if i fire a cannon 301 yards from a house and hit nothing that is legal?

    • Kleeblättchen
      Kleeblättchen Mês atrás +1

      ahahahaha

    • HeartKill
      HeartKill Mês atrás

      @Inkyminkyzizwoz both are correct so you didn't to have do that stfu

    • Trenbologna Sandwich
      Trenbologna Sandwich 2 meses atrás

      @StealthyMax yes

  • Caitlin Morris
    Caitlin Morris 11 meses atrás +5059

    I love how it's only salmon getting handled in a suspicious manner that's illegal, but not other fish

    • Armp1tTheNormalGuy
      Armp1tTheNormalGuy 2 meses atrás

      Which is good, glad I can still play cod jenga.

    • Matúš Fekete
      Matúš Fekete 2 meses atrás

      I'd expect handling herring would be more illegal, especially if it reflects light of short wavelength.

    • TheTanadu
      TheTanadu 2 meses atrás

      try to do it with halibut

    • Derp Atel
      Derp Atel 2 meses atrás +4

      There's a red herring joke to be made here.

    • Cracker Jack03
      Cracker Jack03 2 meses atrás +1

      Fish jenga is a serious offense

  • eradan404
    eradan404 Anos atrás +2102

    holding a fish "suspiciously" is by far the most hilarious weird thing ever and i'd love to see someone holding it in a way that one would call sus.. like actually...

    • Danitron
      Danitron 2 meses atrás +1

      Fish jenga

    • eradan404
      eradan404 2 meses atrás

      @Katie Nelson hehehehehe

    • Spluffie
      Spluffie 2 meses atrás

      you mean the holy mackerel from tf2??

    • Devwardhan Kothari
      Devwardhan Kothari 3 meses atrás +1

      One might say it is kind of "fishy" innit?

    • Amygdal4ever
      Amygdal4ever 7 meses atrás +3

      @rando prior AH. NO!

  • Shivani
    Shivani 11 meses atrás +974

    "Everyone hands up"
    "We have a salmon, a wooden plank a kite, and a doormate and It's 8:05am we will not hesitate to use these weapons!"

    • Treecey09 🇬🇧
      Treecey09 🇬🇧 10 meses atrás +7

      "I have a kite so you wont take me alive"

    • Gloria UwU
      Gloria UwU 10 meses atrás +15

      and a profane song sang as loud as possible in the streets!

    • Kaiimei
      Kaiimei 10 meses atrás +20

      And all we want is a tenner with a beard on the Queen's face!

    • Liminal.
      Liminal.  10 meses atrás +31

      AND I'M READY TO PLAY KNOCK -DOWN - GINGER!

    • Mark Raymond
      Mark Raymond 11 meses atrás +50

      Oh, and a cannon.

  • Pepijn
    Pepijn 2 meses atrás +158

    My favourite one is an American law: It is illegal to tie an alligator to a flagpole in Texas. That means someone in history wrestled an alligator, dragged it to a flagpole an tied it on the flagpole before they made it illegal to do so.

    • Noah Gooder
      Noah Gooder 13 dias atrás

      think florida has a law like that as well

    • 711 Truther
      711 Truther 15 dias atrás +1

      It's a hard life for gators in the southern US. You either live long enough to be used as a living weapon by meth heads that know no fear or you randomly get gunned down by humans in a boat while you're just minding your own buisness.

    • Pepijn
      Pepijn 27 dias atrás +1

      @Kasia I've seen the fire hydrant video too. I guess you're right, technically one could tie his pet elephant to it, but then again, is an elephant not kinda a fire hydrant...
      I think dangerous animals could mean anything. A rabbit with myxomatosis is technically also dangerous so specification seems ok to me, what i don't really understand is the elephant. To my knowledge elephants never lived in Florida... Unless there was some circus that tied there elephants to random parking meters.

    • Kasia
      Kasia 29 dias atrás +2

      @Pepijn That would suggest that it is perfectly legal to tie an elephant to a fire hydrant, when you put them side by side. I can kinda understand the fire hydrant thing, though. I've seen photos where firefighters broke windows in a car parking directly in front of a fire hydrant, to pull the hose(?) through it. The car owner was also fined for blocking the way. In a video, a firefighter explained/showed that had they ran it over, under or around the car, there is a risk of it bending in a way that would block/slow down the water flaw and that is crucial to putting out fire.
      What I don't understand is why they didn't just use "(dangerous) animals" in those lawmakings. I mean you could technically tie a crocodile to a flagpole, no?

    • Lollikaboss [o.W.n]
      Lollikaboss [o.W.n] Mês atrás +2

      @Lilyfrog i mean, good luck forcing Florida to not do that.

  • Mason Allen
    Mason Allen 2 anos atrás +33486

    There's something about watching grown men laugh hysterically while drawing a beard on the queen that makes me want to do it too.

  • j.
    j. Anos atrás +358

    "What you in here for?"
    "I hit someone with a salmon."

    • Arik Akon
      Arik Akon 10 meses atrás +2

      Meanwhile, in maximum securtiy 500 metres below sea level:
      **We flew a kite in a public place**

    • 5 star JELLY Opinions
      5 star JELLY Opinions 10 meses atrás +4

      @[ᑭᗩҜ] βєןเєשєг mhm as a fellow person who once got slapped with a salmon

    • [ᑭᗩҜ] βєןเєשєг
      [ᑭᗩҜ] βєןเєשєг Anos atrás +7

      Quite rude init

  • Kopii
    Kopii Anos atrás +151

    I just imagine the Queen just chilling in the palace while vibing to 'We flew a kite in a public place'

  • Nebula DragonStar
    Nebula DragonStar 2 meses atrás +28

    I like how handing salmon in suspicious circumstances can give 2 years in jail but if you fire a cannon next to a house you get a small fine

  • Mordecai
    Mordecai 11 meses atrás +37

    I want to thank to every employee at Google, especially BRclip, for creating such a complex algorithm that will suggest videos 8 years later after they've been uploaded. Congratulations champs!👏👏👏

    • Van da
      Van da 5 meses atrás +3

      This is a timeless video :) I love it :)

  • Ozark
    Ozark Anos atrás +14244

    I've never imagined in my entire life that my favourite youtuber, Tom Scott, could be such a criminal.

    • Ace Faz
      Ace Faz 2 meses atrás +1

      @rezlet Lmaooo, Glad I'm not the only one who saw that

    • canal só
      canal só 2 meses atrás +1

      same

    • Martins
      Martins 2 meses atrás +1

      I'm crying and shaking right now Tom Scott would never do that

    • Il brasciolaro Che arroste la carne
      Il brasciolaro Che arroste la carne 2 meses atrás +1

      I mean, he vaped and that's illegal

    • Mario Mastr
      Mario Mastr 4 meses atrás +1

      @Ao Arashi such devilish statements

  • Xcoder112
    Xcoder112 11 meses atrás +56

    As funny as the video is, it shows a serious issue with our legal system: It's easy to make laws but it's hard to ever abolish them again as nobody seems to care to take themselves the time to go over old laws, receck if they are meaningful and requests abolishment if they are not. IMHO all laws should have an expiration date and unless they are renewed before that date is hit, they should automatically lose validity. And there should be an upper limit how far in the future that date may be, e.g. at most 20 years.

    • Skadoof
      Skadoof 10 meses atrás

      @CakeEatingPirate This I whole-heartedly agree with. Did you know that until April, they hadn’t reviewed the law on allowing 16 year olds to purchase lottery tickets since 1994? Also, until 2021, there was absolutely no law that prevented economic abuse (domestic abuse in the form of financial manipulation) between married couples. I’m 100% for a government that reviews laws instead of letting them gather dust so that people may exploit the corruption in this country.

    • CakeEatingPirate
      CakeEatingPirate 10 meses atrás +1

      @Skadoof ​ I'm not saying alter the laws every decade, I just expect governments to review laws every decade

    • Skadoof
      Skadoof 10 meses atrás +1

      @CakeEatingPirate but this is already an issue. Say for example road laws. If these were altered every decade, it would then mean that road users would have to also research these new laws as well. Don't get me wrong, it's obvious that drivers are expected to renew their driving licenses occasionally, but to revise an entire set of laws seems a bit trickier than our current predicament…

    • CakeEatingPirate
      CakeEatingPirate 10 meses atrás +3

      @Max Lennon, you do provide a fair argument but renewing laws has a bunch of problems with it. mainly the fact that they are doomed to forget to renew important laws. I feel like they should, at least once a decade, be legally obliged to check the laws and make sure they are up to date. that way they have plenty of time to form a schedule around the legal requirement and if they don't then they get penalized.

    • Max Lennon
      Max Lennon 10 meses atrás +3

      @CakeEatingPirate I consider your point about archaic laws that go unenforced to actually be an argument in favor of what Xcoder112 is saying. When the legal system becomes so complicated that no one keeps track of all the laws, and the discretion lies at the point of enforcement, it makes it very easy to selectively prosecute people you don't like. Also, that type of system makes it nearly impossible to win a criminal case without expensive counsel, which is incredibly unequitable for poor people.

  • Zahid
    Zahid 10 meses atrás +8

    bro imagine getting 14 days in jail for shaking a goddamn door mat

  • Armaan Nadeem
    Armaan Nadeem 10 meses atrás +8

    Why do I feel like that “we flew a kite” song thing should actually be made. I wanna hear the full version lmao 😂

  • inthso
    inthso 10 meses atrás +3

    IDK what you guys were doing, but remember: Gravity is not just a good idea, it's the law.

  • Emily Janet
    Emily Janet 2 anos atrás +20818

    Old Tom Scott has such a wildly different vibe than current Tom Scott.

    • Cooking With Cows
      Cooking With Cows Mês atrás

      We need to find out what crushing and demoralizing thing happened in his life.. *gestures everywhere* oh...

    • Matúš Fekete
      Matúš Fekete 2 meses atrás

      @Tibromatic But do not confuse with Tom Scott, The Older One (of the USS Texas... probably not THAT older).

    • Chloie Cruz
      Chloie Cruz Anos atrás

      @Filip Yup, it's this one

    • wenton eisendon
      wenton eisendon Anos atrás +1

      It's called being a degenerate uni student

    • Corbin Barron
      Corbin Barron Anos atrás +2

      It’s just because matt is there

  • TheTiniestSiren
    TheTiniestSiren 9 meses atrás +3

    Matt's laugh shaking the mat out past 8, such joy.

  • ᅠᅠ
    ᅠᅠ Anos atrás +14

    "Being drunk in a pub"
    Isn't this what you're supposed to do? I mean, it's a pub.

  • Benjers Squared
    Benjers Squared 9 meses atrás +6

    "Being drunk in a pub."
    Doesn't that defeat the whole point of going to a pub?

  • butt sauce gaming xD
    butt sauce gaming xD 16 dias atrás +22

    The thumbnail aged well

  • Viewer 2812
    Viewer 2812 Anos atrás +20483

    Let's be honest, we all want the full version of 'We flew a kite in a public place'.

  • Gloria UwU
    Gloria UwU 10 meses atrás +7

    theif: what are you in for?
    rando guy: I was caught massaging raw salmon...
    theif:

  • Team CYBR
    Team CYBR 7 meses atrás +1

    London then: You can fire your cannon as long as it isn't too close to a house.
    London now: Knives are scary so we banned them.

  • Squash
    Squash 2 meses atrás +1

    Seeing Tom being so silly and dumb has cured my depression

  • Lorenzo Victor
    Lorenzo Victor 8 meses atrás

    Such an enjoyable video! Great job folks! There's a reason you have four and a half million subscribers

  • RadMarshmallow Animations
    RadMarshmallow Animations Anos atrás +9221

    Imagine The Queen just on BRclip scrolling through things as you do ,and then just seeing this

    • Notix
      Notix 8 dias atrás +2

      Won't happen these days

    • Notix
      Notix 8 dias atrás

      @Ladarius S. Facturangreat question

    • Rødgrød med fløde
      Rødgrød med fløde 8 dias atrás

      Bad news!

    • Caspar Lösche
      Caspar Lösche 9 dias atrás

      The „The King“ now.

    • Yeetionary
      Yeetionary 9 dias atrás

      glad i got here before people in the present came here

  • Michael Gingell Littlejohn
    Michael Gingell Littlejohn 3 meses atrás +1

    Imaging being a grandma just cleaning the doormat after 8am and just being sent to jail for 2 weeks

  • Ronald Rutsito
    Ronald Rutsito 8 meses atrás +1

    I can't figure out whether these laws actually exist or not...😂

  • ꧁Ira Lol꧂
    ꧁Ira Lol꧂ 2 meses atrás

    Idk why but when he doodled over that money I laughed really hard 😂😂😂

  • testdasi
    testdasi 6 meses atrás +4

    Since I watch this almost 10 years later, the question is: what's the statute of limitation on these crimes? And if someone steals salmon sushi from Wasabi, does it count as handling salmon suspiciously?

  • hose
    hose 2 anos atrás +4406

    Fun fact!
    This was originally an episode on "Euopes most wanted" but was never aired due too it being to graphic and horrible to be shown publicly.

    • greg yey 2: greg boogaloo
      greg yey 2: greg boogaloo 3 meses atrás

      Shown in Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted??

    • Sammy RunCorn
      Sammy RunCorn 3 meses atrás

      @Ganda
      Still relevant to this day 🙈.
      Daaamn

    • Dutawe
      Dutawe 6 meses atrás +1

      @Ganda haha oops welcome to 2022

    • otf.y
      otf.y Anos atrás +1

      U have the worst name

    • Nickz Wolfz
      Nickz Wolfz 2 anos atrás

      Conklin03 crap, I’m from Scotland, it’s a shitehole.

  • RandomCookie
    RandomCookie 11 meses atrás +1

    i love how in London you can LITERALLY GO TO JAIL for singing a song

  • ClashOfSwords
    ClashOfSwords 5 meses atrás

    This must be one of the best videos on youtube. No clickbait, just funny things.

  • SourDisc
    SourDisc 10 meses atrás

    I feel like we need the full version of "We flew a kite in a public place"
    Who's with me?

  • Hollie Rosewell
    Hollie Rosewell 2 meses atrás +1

    Legend has it he is still saying "Illegal" to this day.

  • Sky Clint Liquit
    Sky Clint Liquit Anos atrás +9645

    "Being drunk in a pub"
    That's the most ridiculous law I've ever heard.
    Edit:
    I had finally understood why this law has been implemented. BTW guys, drink responsibly. :)

    • kt :-}
      kt :-} 2 meses atrás

      I also think it's cos a lot of the time when people get drunk in a pub they tend to get really violent and are a danger to other people

    • Wheatley
      Wheatley 2 meses atrás +1

      Broken by literally every Scotsman ever

    • Lugemaster
      Lugemaster 2 meses atrás

      @BlueRain 🤓

    • Ranadee
      Ranadee 2 meses atrás

      Exactly lmao the next law will be “getting too sweaty during a sport” (also I know that the drunk thing is a specific definition)

    • DaBearPlays
      DaBearPlays 2 meses atrás

      E

  • Jack Smith
    Jack Smith 10 meses atrás +2

    This is literally my friends and I on a day-to-day basis.

  • Maria Cargille
    Maria Cargille Anos atrás

    I would LOVE a follow-up video with the history of these laws. Some of them I get, but the doormat one? Not a bit. And who the heck "handled salmon in a suspicious manner" such that there's a law about it??

  • Zenomnius Omnipotence
    Zenomnius Omnipotence 3 meses atrás +3

    1:38 I was expecting him to say, ”I can't believe you've done this."

  • Itsyaboi Tavino
    Itsyaboi Tavino 4 meses atrás

    Seems like every day we find out our favorite creators have a history of crime 😔

  • CosmicWire
    CosmicWire 2 anos atrás +21634

    "I only date bad boys"
    _We flew a kite in a public place_

  • Shark Man X bro!
    Shark Man X bro! Anos atrás +1

    I like how the fine for singing a song with profanity in the street is up to 1 grand or 14 days in prison, but the fine for shooting a cannon near a house is only 200 pounds.

    • Shark Man X bro!
      Shark Man X bro! Anos atrás

      And the sussy salmon is an unlimited fine and 2 years in prison.

  • TheVoidLord
    TheVoidLord Anos atrás

    I love how being drunk in a pub is illegal. Like, where else did people get drunk?

  • Burning JDM
    Burning JDM 3 meses atrás +1

    I wonder if the Salmon one got enforced because someone actually got caught commiting a crime with a salmon and tried to use it as an excuse

  • AsylumSKP
    AsylumSKP Mês atrás +2

    0:38 The average UK citizen breaks this law like twice a day

  • Myu Kunigunde
    Myu Kunigunde 2 anos atrás +9017

    Me: *pays penalty for defacing money*
    Me: *pays with defaced money*
    Policeman: °•°

    • huuweee
      huuweee 10 meses atrás

      and then try to bribe the policeman afterwards with some defaced money, that could end up being hilaurious.

    • Hungryshark123
      Hungryshark123 11 meses atrás

      @Seph Shewell Brockway it is sort of treason

    • MrPineapple
      MrPineapple 11 meses atrás

      @Nidhi Agrawal fair enough

    • Nidhi Agrawal
      Nidhi Agrawal 11 meses atrás

      @MrPineapple I know but I'm a person.

    • MrPineapple
      MrPineapple 11 meses atrás

      @Nidhi Agrawal no, I’m a pineapple!

  • Aera
    Aera 2 meses atrás

    this got recommended to me almost 10 years later and i still find this really entertaining.

  • Mark Giddens
    Mark Giddens 8 meses atrás

    Well that's just great. I've got "We flew a kite in a public place" in my head all day.

  • NothingButEverything
    NothingButEverything Anos atrás +1

    Time to take a flight to London and do all ten of these laws.

  • Cestujeme so Žralokom
    Cestujeme so Žralokom Mês atrás +2

    Being drunk in a pub?.... So where else can you be drunk if not in a pub? I totally didn't get this one.
    And sliding on a snow or ice?... All kids in my country would be jailed for this one... including some adults too. :D

  • Joffles
    Joffles Anos atrás +5315

    The law makers missed an opportunity for #10 to be “Handling salmon in FISHY ways”

    • Silver Fox
      Silver Fox Mês atrás

      @THOR The God of Thunder dang the ratio tho

    • national fink gaming
      national fink gaming Mês atrás

      @notasad nerd

    • Rst
      Rst 10 meses atrás +2

      i had to be fish jaunga

    • 5 star JELLY Opinions
      5 star JELLY Opinions 10 meses atrás

      Or they’re just dumb and don’t know how to joke around

    • holly
      holly 10 meses atrás +1

      @notasad unnecessary, now get ratio’d

  • What's in a name?
    What's in a name? 2 meses atrás +1

    I know this video is almost 10 years old now, but I want a full version of "We flew a kite in a public place." Like if you agree

  • Steam_Jane
    Steam_Jane Anos atrás +3

    The only logical explanation (Tho of course only helping the well off) I can come up with for it being illigal to shake a door mat at a certain hour is that it was to stop rich people being covered in dust as they went out, when their servents or the servents of other houses shook or beat out their mats.
    I don't know, someone else may have a better explanation
    Edit: I've live here for 16 years or should I say all my life and I have never heard of some of these, there accualy quite funny.

    • Steam_Jane
      Steam_Jane 11 meses atrás

      @WhatIsThisMess beat it out or something similar I would assume.

    • WhatIsThisMess
      WhatIsThisMess 11 meses atrás

      How did you clean your rug before the time of vacuum cleaners

    • Jeff
      Jeff Anos atrás

      There's a couple other possivle explanations, based on somewhat similar laws I've seen in the past.
      One was something to do with dumping cleaning water outside after a certain hour. That was put in place to indirectly protect restaurant workers 1t0 years ago or so, as they'd have to clean up as their last task, and then dump the water. Forbid the dumping agter a certain hour made sure their shifts endes at that time at the latest. Doormats could be similar.
      The other was also from a few decades ago concerning snow cleanup. It forbade sweeping snow from driveways/porches etc. After a certain time, apparently because the city provided official snow clearing of many sidewalks/footpaths and such, and people would just shovel the snow of their proches and driveways onto the sidewalk after the city crews had come through.

  • Just a Nerd
    Just a Nerd 25 dias atrás

    The welshmen thing got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂

  • Allan Toft
    Allan Toft 8 meses atrás

    i love how the fine for firing a cannon is much lower than carrying a plank or singing a song.

  • Sayantan Saha
    Sayantan Saha Anos atrás +3021

    I wouldn't even know this was an 8 year old video if I didn't see the timestamp. Tom Scott has actually found the fountain of youth.

    • heidi :D
      heidi :D Mês atrás

      you see *he’s* the fountain of youth

    • Arandomcommenter
      Arandomcommenter Mês atrás

      Holy hell

    • Cummy Tummy
      Cummy Tummy 8 meses atrás +11

      "i am standing near the fountain of youth, in an undisclosed location in the Amazon rainforest."

    • Agent 042
      Agent 042 11 meses atrás +8

      "I'm standing in the middle of the Amazonian jungle and 300 metres from here is the Fountain of Youth. Now, I know what you're thinking. Isn't the Fountain of Youth just a myth, a tale told to children before bedtime? Yes...but also no. You see, a myth is usually based on a natural phenomenon, something from the physical world. Now, of course, that doesn't make every myth true BUT the Fountain of Youth, as unlikely as it may seem, is...indeed...real."

    • a realistic beauty standard
      a realistic beauty standard Anos atrás +3

      Same

  • Nitrous
    Nitrous 8 meses atrás

    The fact that you can get 2 weeks in jail for shaking a doormat after 8pm is insane...

  • Coffee Games
    Coffee Games 6 dias atrás +2

    It's just battery. Assault is the act of threatening violence. Saying you'll punch someone is assault, doing it is battery. You never said you'd hit tom with the fish, so it's just battery.

  • Luke Scotera
    Luke Scotera 21 dia atrás +2

    I firmly believe that online videos peaked in terms of funniness around 2010-2015

  • Limerence
    Limerence 2 meses atrás +2

    Tom Scott should really do more silly videos. The guy did get elected for talk like a pirate day.

  • Red1 Monster
    Red1 Monster 2 anos atrás +2681

    Tom in 2020 : Talks about serious issues and intresting things from around the world
    Tom in 2013 : 1:55

    • PianoPianist
      PianoPianist Anos atrás

      I need more of this Tom

    • Unknownbeast41
      Unknownbeast41 Anos atrás +3

      1:17

    • STM
      STM Anos atrás +13

      Tom in 2020: My unlicensed hovercraft bar is technically legal.

    • A person
      A person 2 anos atrás +11

      “We flew kite in a public place”

    • Vay
      Vay 2 anos atrás +32

      I only just tealized Tom is actually weirdly short haha

  • Omega Haxors
    Omega Haxors 13 dias atrás +2

    Defacing the money goes so hard now that lizzie's in a box.

  • Ella Ronci
    Ella Ronci 11 meses atrás

    i love how flying a kite and firing a cannon have the same penalty

  • PartTimeLazy
    PartTimeLazy 4 meses atrás +1

    "Ten Illegal Things To Do In London"
    makes it sound like I should do them if I have the time.

  • muenster
    muenster 10 meses atrás +1

    Inmate: What are you in for?
    Tom: I flew a kite in a public place
    Inmate: *slowly backs away*

  • Anneya Galario
    Anneya Galario Anos atrás +4711

    *in prison*
    Murderer: So, What are you in for?
    *“we flew a kite in a public place”*

  • Kevin
    Kevin 11 meses atrás

    Can we all try getting “We flew a kite in a public place” to number one in the charts please

  • Jauchy
    Jauchy Mês atrás +1

    This is so funny and this is probably Tom's most funny video.

  • 次国よりいち
    次国よりいち 10 meses atrás +4

    "what are you in for?"
    "i flew a kite in a public place."
    *"WAIT WAHT THE F-"*

  • Kenza Rezyarifin
    Kenza Rezyarifin 6 meses atrás

    Tbh we want a 10 hours version of "We flew a kite in a public place"

  • Annika Amonelo
    Annika Amonelo Anos atrás +8600

    Imagine this scene in jail:
    “Ay bro why u here”
    “I killed 20 men and robbed 11 banks and 23 jewellery shops”
    “Oh uh cool”
    “What about you?”
    “I flew A kite in a public place”

  • dublindom
    dublindom 9 meses atrás +1

    8 years ago, I thought it was a new video also being drunk in a pub is the worst law ever

  • Nikola Tesla
    Nikola Tesla 8 meses atrás

    I used to occasionally host pub trivia nights in "small" Chinese town of Changshu, Jiangsu province, China and I used "suspiciously handling salmon" as one of my questions :D

  • Barbara Barnes
    Barbara Barnes 2 meses atrás

    There used to be a law (British but brought over to Australia) which forbad wearing carpet slippers in public. Apparently in the days when hobnail boots were normal, a person wearing slippers was probably a burglar.

  • deshbeta
    deshbeta 6 meses atrás

    It's 2022 and this still belongs to the best on YT! I love you Tom!

  • Benjamin Joseph Bruner
    Benjamin Joseph Bruner 3 meses atrás

    London must have been a really wild place in the 1830s and '40s to have all those laws enacted 😂
    Or someone with a massive stick up their butt (which is saying something for UK standards 😜)

  • CreativeName GoesHere
    CreativeName GoesHere Anos atrás +3

    i need a 10 hour extended vertion of "we flew a kite in a public place"

  • ianneedshelp
    ianneedshelp 10 meses atrás +1

    i need a full version of "we flew a kite in a public place"

  • Wesley Venus
    Wesley Venus 10 meses atrás +1

    We need a 10 hour version of we flew a kite in a public place

  • Jermo Does Stuff
    Jermo Does Stuff 2 anos atrás +24820

    When are we getting the full song of “we flew a kite in a public place”.

  • Ben Gaskin
    Ben Gaskin Anos atrás +1

    1:40 Well, to be fair, things you do while doing illegal things _are_ illegal overall. Eating a ham sandwich while committing assault and battery, singing happy birthday while committing assault and battery,...

  • freesmart
    freesmart Anos atrás

    it’s been 8 years we need a full version of “We flew a kite in a Public Place”

  • Ostentatiousnessness
    Ostentatiousnessness 4 meses atrás

    It’s a little shocking, at least to me, what some of these penalties were when the laws were put in place. A £500 fine in the mid 1800’s would have been a shitload of money for the average person.

  • Feralheart
    Feralheart 6 meses atrás +1

    Can we get the full version of "We flew a kite in a public place?"

  • SovietYakko
    SovietYakko 2 anos atrás +13444

    When you commit multiple crimes and post it on BRclip but still get away with it.

    • Moe Lester
      Moe Lester Anos atrás +2

      They got away with it because they filmed it in a location that wasn't London.

    • Silva Shadow
      Silva Shadow Anos atrás

      @Badass TrapBass 11million

    • Fikri Ahmad Hadiyanto 7A absen 14
      Fikri Ahmad Hadiyanto 7A absen 14 Anos atrás

      Stealth 100

    • Aden Arrington
      Aden Arrington Anos atrás +1

      Wait, that’s illegal

    • Step
      Step Anos atrás +2

      It wasn't filmed in London, they were in Liverpool all the time. Audience got trolled - priceless.

  • Flippy The Dolphin
    Flippy The Dolphin Anos atrás

    This is the closest to a vlog tom has ever done.

  • DuckyMoMo999
    DuckyMoMo999 8 meses atrás

    I feel like this is as much as a funny video as it is a confession

  • OKay3
    OKay3 Anos atrás

    I want the full version of “We flew a kite in a public place”

  • Shadimo
    Shadimo 6 meses atrás

    "we flew a kite in a public place" bro, ive never heard anyone do such a horrible crime. you should go to jail for so long, shame on you tom scott.

  • Luke Contador
    Luke Contador Anos atrás +2146

    Rihanna: We found lo-
    Tom and Matt: *We flew a kite in a public place. We flew a kite in a puuubliic place.*

    • Matúš Fekete
      Matúš Fekete 2 meses atrás

      @Kent Guiller Crossover is coming soon........................ish(?)

    • Luke Contador
      Luke Contador Anos atrás +3

      @Sir. Spliffalot_Mobile _its the same picture_

    • Sir. Spliffalot_Mobile
      Sir. Spliffalot_Mobile Anos atrás

      @Luke Contador well i sure don't
      PubIiic=Pubiiic
      tho my mind auto reverts I to l :P
      (I to L with both capitalized)

    • Luke Contador
      Luke Contador Anos atrás

      Do yall need glasses? 🤙🤙

    • Sir. Spliffalot_Mobile
      Sir. Spliffalot_Mobile Anos atrás

      @Babl Fish possibly because it actually could be a capital i and actually stand there

  • SeeYouSacri
    SeeYouSacri 9 meses atrás

    0:00 - Walking across a pavement with a plank
    0:21 - Singing profane songs in the street
    0:29 - Sliding on ice (or snow)
    0:37 - Being drunk in a pub
    0:42 - Defacing money
    0:49 - Flying a kite in a public place (why does this law exist?)
    1:00 - Firing a cannon within 300 yards of a house
    1:13 - Knock-down-ginger (Ding-dong ditch)
    1:24 - Shaking a doormat after 8 o'clock
    1:33 - Handling salmon in suspicious circumstances

  • LinierterBlock
    LinierterBlock 10 meses atrás

    Being drunk in a pub... such an impossible thing to control

  • Nubfist
    Nubfist Anos atrás

    I can’t believe you can go to jail for 2 weeks for shaking your doormat on the street after 8am!

  • Tom Dienstbier
    Tom Dienstbier 6 meses atrás

    Because of this video, every time We Found Love by Rihanna plays, i keep singing "we flew a kite in a public place" instead of the actual real lyrics

  • Gordon Freeman
    Gordon Freeman Anos atrás +6113

    "Handling salmon in suspicious ways"
    "POLICE, IS THAT F***ING FISH JENGA"
    "NO!" *shoves it over*

    • Fox fire Memes and gaming
      Fox fire Memes and gaming Anos atrás

      I miss Sam it’s like the office you can watch it over and over and never get bored

    • Good Day
      Good Day Anos atrás

      cries in samonella flashbacks

    • John Norris
      John Norris Anos atrás

      shouldve given credit to sam o'nella

    • Skulldude 1083
      Skulldude 1083 Anos atrás

      @Daf and that’s why you should do something to your mind
      *SPONSER TIME*

    • Daf
      Daf Anos atrás

      older than half of you at 14 years old

  • Vincent Weatherly
    Vincent Weatherly 8 meses atrás +1

    In my part of the world, it’s actually an offence to fly a kite to the annoyance of anyone

  • Adam Mullarkey
    Adam Mullarkey 7 meses atrás

    Still waiting for the full version of "We flew a kite in a public place."

  • Aboudi
    Aboudi 10 meses atrás

    Him:it’s illegal
    Also him:actually does it like a boss

  • Jaz
    Jaz 10 meses atrás +2

    Since it cut off the ending part of the kite one it sounded like you said "we flew a kite in a pub"

  • The Power Channel
    The Power Channel 2 anos atrás +1201

    “Being drunk in a pub” how did this actually become a law 😂

    • I’m a Brick
      I’m a Brick Anos atrás +1

      They were drunk in parliament

    • I'm Running Out Of Ideas
      I'm Running Out Of Ideas Anos atrás +1

      Well pub is short for public house

    • Sunny
      Sunny Anos atrás +16

      Technical it says in a public place, but that includes pubs. It's to stop roudy drunkards running around the country bothering everyone else. It just so happens that pubs are public (usually?)

    • Xan penguin
      Xan penguin Anos atrás +4

      @schrodingers cat Honestly fuvk of I know why it was made. Just spit balled an idea.
      Although I feels it's unlikely that its purpose was so poor people couldn't drink. Subjugation of poor was rarely as bad as we think. Wars aren't cheap especially civil wars and uprising.

    • schrodingers cat
      schrodingers cat Anos atrás +21

      @Xan penguin its from 1872 it wasn't even necessarily fights it might have just been the idea of the lower classes being allowed to drink.